Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Confession of Kpop-holic

Assalamualaikum.
Yes, I’m one of the Kpop fan and currently focus on Beast group.


Aku still ingat dulu korea sangat la tidak famous and J-pop tengah hot time tu. First group yang aku kenal adalah group DBSK yang telah berpecah sekarang ni and tinggal 2 orang sahaja.




Confession 1:        

                                                                    


Anti Kpop would said:

Comel ke? Hot ke? Takkk pun…Tang mana korang tengok pun kami orang tak tau. Dah orang Malaysia tak comel ke? Tak Hot ke? Tau la orang Malaysia ni ramai yang ‘terbakar. Tapi kami ni ‘terbakarberkualiti you know! Macam biji kopi. ‘Terbakar’ tapi sedap diminummmm. Lagi satu. Orang Malaysia jarang bunuh-bunuh diri ni. Sebab kami ada agama. Huh.



Confession 2:




Anti Kpop would said:
Itu dalam drama jela derr. Mana ada orang nak tinggalkan kereta and lari semata-mata nak jumpa korang. Nak kereta kena curi ke!? Kalau ada pun, mati la mamat yang duduk KL. Traffik jam kat highway, mau mati kering mamat tu lari. Ahahaha. Lagipun kami romantic after married. Baru la suwitt. XD




Confession 3:




Anti Kpop would said:
Artis Malaysia pun trendy per..belah sana, belah sini. Artis yang pakai skirt paras mana korang nak? Tumit? Lutut? Peha? Or atas lagi? Semuaaa ada. Bila naik stage and kena siulan ‘tikus’ lelaki, baru tau malu nak tutup. Terhegeh-hegeh cari baju nak tutup peha. Jenis lain pun ada cik kak! Yang bersongkok, yang pakai baju melayu, yang pakai baju kurung…pilih je yang mana berkenan. Semuaaaa ada jah!! Orang korea mana ada yang jenis ni. Haaaa.









……Ada satu confession yang Malaysia kalah punya la. Hihihi









Confession 4!:




Anti Kpop would said:
Errrr…errrr...orang Malaysia pun rajin jugak. Rajin main ‘sembur-sembur? Kalau orang tu maju sikit dalam perniagaan, mula la rajin jumpa pihak ketiga…nak bagi ‘sembur’ la, apa lagi. Pastu orang Malaysia ni ‘pandai cakap’ tauuu. Buat tu…errr…entah la buat ke tak. adesss




Nota KukuKaki: Macam ada banyak lagi. Nak buat ke tak Confession of Kpop-holic Part 2. ermmm?

17 comments:

smilenajah93 said...

wohohoho~ suka entry ni . haha ~

Aizan Aziz said...

haha.. i'm a kpop lover too. please buat part 2.. hehe

Punk Chopsticks said...

ahahahahahahhahaha
so true xDD

To be honest....I'm not to say anti k-pop, I just don't agree with their style. It's like a crazy, physically appealing sex machine. They look good, of course, but if thats the most they have to offer, we might as well start worshiping models. Sorry, just my opinion! >.<

Sir Pök Déng said...

Masa abang din extend sem dulu, I was kicked out of Bunga Raya, then stayed at Cempaka. My roommate was a freshie. Even though he had some sort of a muscular kinda body, he was however a bit aw-aw kinda type. I say 'cantik' he say 'chan-theq'. There was a huge gap of attitude differences between us.

You see, miss. I am Rock music lover. In varying degree of rock genre, it could be as mellow as slow rock or as a disturbing as heavy metal. Yes I do listen to other music genres, provided that they sound good to my ear, let alone the lyrics. Remember Akon's I Wanna Make Love Naw Naw Na Na...??? That's a very good music to listen to but it has nasty lyrics which ... I don't really care! haha!

So this my roommate was a K-Pop freak. A really really really K-Pop freak down to the core, bone, cells, DNA. Dia selalu pasang lagu K-Pop, after coming back home from lecture, after solat maghrib before going to group discussion, before going to sleep, after sidai baju kat balkoni. Lagu apa eh yang goes like this... sorrysorrysorrysorry? Ada ke? And the penyanyi would stutter in Korean to say something which I think, just like me, my roommate also didn't understand a shit.

Right now, I reckon, in order to enjoy K-Pop, you should set the volume high with maximum bass. Or just put on a headphone that supports all those stuff.

I think K-Pop is a good music. I am talking about the musical arrangement. It's very energetic. I don't care if the dancer-cum-singers are cute, because I believe I am more hensem than them (Nisa, you syadap).

Music has no boundary, but language is. Bet you yourself don't understand what they sing about. It's same as me who doesn't understand what Corey Tailor of Slipknot sings about. He says raaghhgg! gerghhh! arawa saafsgr!!! damn! and the music is good. I don't care about the lyrics.

Now you must have thought to yourself why we men dislike K-Pop. It's simple. Because K-Pop's fans are dominated by women.

This once happened to our dear Linkin Park. I listened to LP when LP masih orang tak kenal. I felt proud listening to heavy rock yang tak ramai kenal. Then suddenly, BOOM!

Girls started puja Mike Shinoda, Chester Benington. At that time, I started hating LP.

Kah! KAh! Kah!

Afique said...

kesian kitorang yang jejaka malaya ni. dah takde sape yang pandang dah. yang sepet2 mate mcm tak boleh nak bukak tu la yang gila kan sangat. hahaha

:: My BeAuTiFuL wOrLd :: said...

ahahaha

sweet je tang wat keja tu.. sungguh rakyat malaysia begitu, huhuhu

Unknown said...

fuyooo~ like it,,haha
part 2 mane?

Mek Onie said...

onie sokong yang lastttttt ! sebab orang depa (korea) bersaing dengan sihat!

aswadz said...

aku lebih menjurus kpd group aweks. snsd, kara, 4minute. tp aku sker tarian beast (shock, breath). kdg2 tiru gak style diorang menari. tp berterabur. kah3x...

N'Craft said...

@smilenajah93
:D thanx!

@izy
ok. saya try buat lagi ye.

@Punk Chopsticks
XD its ok. sex machine? wow. For sure, they LOVE doing plastic surgery. thats why hey looks pretty and so on. or else, just same with Malaysian people. XD

@Sir Pok Deng
panjang nyer (=_=")

@Afique
ahahaha. nak buat macam mana kan. tapi last last kawen ngan orang mata bolat jugak XD

@YNA
hihihi. suwit kan.

@Love Hunter
Part 2 will be on next entry. XD

@onie
bersaing dengan sihat!!! :yes

@aswadz
tiru diorang menari? aswardz pandai nari yee..wow!! XD practice make perfect!

Amyra said...

heheh... :)

myra 1st kpop artist yg myra minat big bang...then FT-island... tak lupa jgk CN BLUE....

tapi lagu2 yg dijadikan ost drama2 korea pun best-best... :)

red said...

im not K-pop fans, but im not Anti K-pop either.. Bg aku x salah kalau nak jadik K-pop lover, tp jgn kondem pemuzik2 local sudeh... hehehe

N'Craft said...

@myr amyra
:angguk. memang best. hihihi XD

@Red
xkondem pon red...tapi tapi...memang tak KONDEM pon~ hihihi XD

Rosalia said...

hahha.sentap hbs yg no 4 tu.

Solihin Zubir said...

hahaha.. setuju!

tp xyah compare dgn korea pun xpa.. compare ngan cina kt malaysia pun jadi la..

cina kalau kaya, gereja diorg mkn besar, bangsa diorg maju diorg tumpang hepy..

kalau melayu kaya, bomoh siam pun kaya.. nak menjatuhkan punya pasal.. santau lah, hapa lah...

N'Craft said...

@Rosalia
reality memang sentap sikit. XD

@Solihin Zubir
yang peliknya..rajin sangat jumpa bomoh tapi bomoh tu still duduk umah pondok. adesss

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